You Looking at Me?

While my style of laundry washing may seem odd, it is my preferred method. Each of my clothes need individual attention as they are being washed. The machine treats my socks and undies as though they were one load. Big mistake. More like three of my socks equals one load. (Do cut me some slack in the summertime or after a sweaty job.) I, on the other hand, can don my plastic gloves and fill the tub with hot water, keeping my liquid detergent available in whatever amounts may be needed. If the water turns to mud, I know I have to fill it again and wash it some more. Each garment receives close inspection while it is being washed and rinsed. And socks with holes are removed and thrown into a fire. (I made a little campfire out of sticks on my porch. But don't worry, I put some stones I found in the driveway around it, to stop it from spreading.) I don't see how me doing my laundry should attract any more attention than someone else having a backyard barbecue.
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