Monday, August 23, 2010

Green and Mean

Are we off the air? Good. Now, Rusty, you go out and let the peasants know I'm coming to collect the taxes. Tell 'em they better not be short this time or I'll step on their new barn. God damn hydro bills are getting outrageous in this castle. How the fuck can we heat up the place with this tiny fireplace? Might be big enough for you, but it doesn't do shit for me.

And let my cousin in the factory know the pea shipment will be on time. After we're done shaking down those bums, we'll put 'em to work all night harvesting. Ain't no free rides in this estate.

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