If I Were Gilligan

I was thinking how I used to be a team captain back in school. I think I'm a fair basketball star. I always foul out, to give my team mates some active game time. I don't like the skipper. Nothing against the late actor. I don't like his character. If I were Gilligan, I would dropkick the skipper. I bet he'd yell 'Umf!' If I were Gilligan on those radioactive spinaches, I pick up the skipper and launch him over the hut. Only if I were Gilligan. That would bring out my dark side. Otherwise, I'm a very agreeable person. And not the least bit violent.
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